❝ A bumpy road for thimbledicks and pube-less dweebs. You with the natural perm! The brown-toothed, the bald-spotted, bottle-glassed puds (Fucking Halfhead). Boneracked spazzes with limp handshakes, zit cream ordered by mail. No-boobed girls, man-boobed boys. His mom picks his clothes and SHE smells like pee. These are the mean streets. Don’t kill yourself yet. Adulthood’s worse. Don’t kill yourself at all. Yet. ❞